TSH funcast (as requested by nihilsubsolenovumm)

Snoop Dogg in a wig as Charles Macaulay

Some angry ginger child from youtube as Francis Abernathy

Tony Abbott, Australian Prime Sinister as Henry Winter

Michael Cera with a cactus as Richard Papen

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#this is beautiful #can we make it a thing #lets make it a thing #esp michael cera wITH A FUCKING CACTUS #the secret history #this fucking book I s2g #this fucking fandom
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When you are 13 years old,
the heat will be turned up too high
and the stars will not be in your favor.
You will hide behind a bookcase
with your family and everything left behind.
You will pour an ocean into a diary.
When they find you, you will be nothing
but a spark above a burning bush,
still, tell them
Despite everything, I really believe people are good at heart.

When you are 14,
a voice will call you to greatness.
When the doubters call you crazy, do not listen.
They don’t know the sound
of their own God’s whisper. Use your armor,
use your sword, use your two good hands.
Do not let their doubting
drown out the sound of your own heartbeat.
You are the Maid of Untamed Patriotism.
Born to lead armies into victory and unite a nation
like a broken heart.

When you are 15, you will be punished
for learning too proudly. A man
will climb onto your school bus and insist
your sisters name you enemy.
When you do not hide,
he will point his gun at your temple
and fire three times. Three years later,
in an ocean of words, with no apologies,
you will stand before the leaders of the world
and tell them your country is burning.

When you are 16 years old,
you will invent science fiction.
The story of a man named Frankenstein
and his creation. Soon after you will learn
that little girls with big ideas are more terrifying
than monsters, but don’t worry.
You will be remembered long after
they have put down their torches.

When you are 17 years old,
you will strike out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig
one right after the other.
Men will be afraid of the lightening
in your fingertips. A few days later
you will be fired from the major leagues
because “Girls are too delicate to play baseball”

You will turn 18 with a baby on your back
leading Lewis and Clark
across North America.

You will turn 18 
and become queen of the Nile.

You will turn 18 
and bring justice to journalism.

You are now 18, standing on the precipice,
trembling before your own greatness.

This is your call to leap.

There will always being those
who say you are too young and delicate
to make anything happen for yourself.
They don’t see the part of you that smolders.
Don’t let their doubting drown out the sound
of your own heartbeat.

You are the first drop of a hurricane.
Your bravery builds beyond you. You are needed
by all the little girls still living in secret,
writing oceans made of monsters and
throwing like lightening.

You don’t need to grow up to find greatness.
You are stronger than the world has ever believed you to be.
The world laid out before you to set on fire.
All you have to do
is burn.

- For Teenage Girls With Wild Ambition and Trembling Hearts, Clementine von Radics (via clementinevonradics)
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ladies who should be playing mythical head bitches in charge | THANDIE NEWTON as SEKHMET, the egyptian lion-headed goddess of war, whose breath created the deserts, who leads the pharoahs of the kingdom against his enemies.

The earth trembles at her cry, the Nile itself changes course in the face of her wrath. She roars over the vast deserts of her land, and the enemy is a blurry horde in the distance. Let us slaughter them together, she purrs in the pharoah’s ear, and trails a paw down his bare back. Let us dance over their corpses; let us drink their blood to excess. When the battle starts, she can feel the trembling of the earth in the confines of her heart, feel the cry for blood in the depth of her stomach. When she roars, the army rushes forward.

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#mythology #egyptian #african #Sekhmet #dreamcast

A great sorrow, and one that I am only beginning to understand: we don’t get to choose our own hearts. We can’t make ourselves want what’s good for us or what’s good for other people. We don’t get to choose the people we are (…) 

How do we know what’s right for us? Every shrink, every career counselor, every Disney princess knows the answer: “Be yourself.” “Follow your heart.”     Only here’s what I really, really want someone to explain to me. What if one happens to be possessed of a heart that can’t be trusted—?


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#i need to read that book ffs #literature
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

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#story of my life

The Theory of Everything (2014)

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James C. LewisIcons Of The Bible

The series, which will be fully released in October, features 70 models who identify as either Asian, Native American, Hispanic, African, Middle Eastern, Black American and West Indian.

"I think it is very important to see one’s self in the Scripture so that it may become real in their eyes," Lewis told The Huffington Post. "The whitewashing of the Bible has always bothered me. However I’m happy to now have the opportunity to give a different point of view."

"I wish to exhibit a splash of color onto the biblical pages of history with my creative embellishments. By doing so I hope to open the minds and eyes of the ignorant and create open conversations of how we can learn to see the world through colorful lenses. After all, the Gospel of Jesus Christ is intended for everyone."

For those who’d like to see the entire collection, “Icons Of The Bible” will on display from November 2014 to February 2015 in Atlanta, GA.

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#mythology #judeo christian #Elisha #David #Simon Peter #Elijah #Rebekah #Samuel #king Solomon #pharaoh Thutmose III #Gabriel #angels


mobster au ——> antigone

thebes? bunch of crazy hicks, if you ask me. i mean, not to speak ill of the dead or nothing, but the things you hear about oedipus ain’t fit for publication, if you catch my drift. and it looks like his kids turned out just as bad - first the boys knock each other off in some two-bit turf war, then one of the sisters goes cuckoo over the bodies, and now old creon’s got her locked up and won’t hear no argument. it ain’t right. she was promised to his boy but that’s off now, of course - shame, haemon’s a nice fella and i hear he’s taking it hard. anyway, it’s a bad business. i wouldn’t set foot in that town if you paid me. bad place. bad blood. 

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#mythology #literature #greek #Antigone #myth au #modern au




ヒィイイイ!一人称視点で見る屋根の上からのアイキャンフライ : カラパイア

I broke my legs watching this.


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#holy shite




Painfully accurate model of the solar system if the moon were the size of a single pixel.

The wit is absolutely fantastic.

This is the most amazing thing ever! :D

I am only halfway through this but it is amazing and oddly soothing

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#whoa #science
"In the 1890s, when Freud was in the dawn of his career, he was struck by how many of his female patients were revealing childhood [sexual] victimization to him. Freud concluded that child sexual abuse was one of the major causes of emotional disturbances in adult women and wrote a brilliant and humane paper called “The Aetiology of Hysteria.” However, rather than receiving acclaim from his colleagues for his ground-breaking insights, Freud met with scorn. He was ridiculed for believing that men of excellent reputation (most of his patients came from upstanding homes) could be perpetrators of incest.
Within a few years, Freud buckled under this heavy pressure and recanted his conclusions. In their place he proposed the “Oedipus complex,” which became the foundation of modern psychology… Freud used this construct to conclude that the episodes of abuse his clients had revealed to him had never taken place; they were simply fantasies of events the women had wished for… This construct started a hundred-year history in the mental health field of blaming victims for the abuse perpetrated on them and outright discrediting of women’s and children’s reports of mistreatment by men."

― Lundy Bancroft

(via proletarianprincess)

read this carve it into your brains permanently etch it into your skulls r e a d  t h i s

(via miss-mizi)

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Opera Ballet School pupils stand in the foyer de la danse before rehersal for the “Générale” performance at Opera Garnier on April 12, 2013 in Paris, France.

ph. Pascal Le Segretain / Opera National de Paris / Getty Images

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#ballet #art #sports
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#stuff #nature stuff